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Floppy of Eternal Storage

Holds 1.44 souls. Write-protect tab blessed by three bishops.

13 gold0.5 🐔sin lvl 6

USB Dragon Egg 2.0

Hatches after 9,000 hours of tethered charging. Not hot-swappable. Very hot.

1200 gold40 🐔sin lvl 5

Dial-Up Familiar

A small modem goblin that screams for 40 seconds whenever it connects to the aether.

56 gold3 🐔sin lvl 4

Plague Doctor VR Visor

Beak contains a 4K OLED panel and fresh rosemary. Miasma-cancelling.

799 gold12 🐔sin lvl 3

Excalibur.exe

Pulls itself from the stone. 1.44 MB. Requires Castle95 or a lady in a lake.

300 gold4 🐔sin lvl 2

Neon Chainmail Hoodie

Stops arrows. Attracts moths. Glows in the dark ages.

230 gold7 🐔sin lvl 1

Siege Ethernet (300 cubits)

Category 6 rope. Doubles as a ladder for besieging slow networks.

88 gold2 🐔sin lvl 1

Holy Grail (Refurbished)

Minor scratches. Previously owned by a dentist. Grants eternal life (trial version, 30 days).

49 gold1 🐔sin lvl 0